Thursday, May 1, 2008

All-Alimony Team

Here's a partial list of the fathers of sports who put money in their baby moma's banks.

Shawn Kemp
Reportedly fathered 13 kids out of wedlock. One to THIS WOMAN, Nikki Giavasis, who he pays an estimated $20,000 a month.


Travis Henry
The Big Cheese has nine kids from nine different females. Good thing the Broncos pay him $4.5 million a year.

Evander Holyfield
The Real Deal is paying a real price for his 9 kids, 5 of which were born out of wedlock from four different women. No wonder he's still fighting. (Seal betta watch out!)


Ben Coates
Oh Ben, my favorite TE of all time. I've heard he has 7 children from 5 women.


Chipper Jones
One child sprang up as a result of several affairs Larry had following the '96 World Series. Obviously his wife wasn't too happy. "I've messed up just about as bad as a man can mess up without killing somebody. I've committed adultery and I'll pay for that the rest of my life," said Chipper to Morris News Service once outed.


Pete Rose
In a bitter late '80s paternity suit, baseball's all-time cheater didn't admit to swindling MLB, but he did concede to fathering one child out of wedlock.


Willie Anderson9 Children. 7 Women. San Antonio's Wild Willie.


Tracy McGrady
Because of his $20 million salary he pays up to $204,000 for his out-of-wedlock baby girl. His other kids must be jealous.

Elijah Dukes
Impregnated a 17-year-old foster child. But his mom, Phyllis Dukes, came to his aid and said she's tired of all these wenches laying down with her baby boy just to put a bun in the oven. Elijah also pays his ex-wife $3,300 in alimony.

Boris Becker
The former tennis superstar knocked up Russian-African model Angela Ermakova (pictured left) in the broom cupboard of a Japanese Restaurant following Wimbledon in 1999. He paid out £2 million to the mannequin for support of their baby girl, Anna.

Darryl Strawberry
Couldn't confirm how women the former Met and Yankee slugger/dope fiend has fertilized, but it's definitely in the double digits.

Larry Bird
Boston's Bob Ryan reported that Larry pays alimony for one tot, but Larry has tried to keep that his own Birdman Jr. quiet.


Here's a list of some other alimony athletes:
  • Gary Sheffield
  • Scott Skiles
  • Matt Leinart
  • Tom Brady
  • Isiah Thomas
  • Julius Irving
  • Jim Palmer
  • Oscar De La Hoya
  • Scottie Pippen
  • Brian Urlacher
  • David Justice
  • Latrell Sprewell
  • Andre Rison
  • Wilt Chamberlain
  • Ray Lewis
  • Vladamir Guerrero
  • Marvin Harrison
  • Karl Malone
  • Noel Devine