Sunday, October 14, 2007

10 Reasons Why... Heat Won't Make Playoffs

That's right. I do not think the Heat are going to make the playoffs. Here are my top 10 reasons why.

10. Jason Williams, Smush Parker and Chris Quinn are the point guards.

9. The Refs only cheat for D-Wade in the NBA Finals.

8. Since D-Wade in 03, they haven't had a first round pick who has panned out.

7. After being the 27th best 3 point shooting team with Kapono, they will be the worst 3 point shooting team in the league this year. That means... more people hanging all over Shaq in the paint, and more people in the key beatin' up on D-Wade when he gets into the paint. Hack-A-Shaq is back!

6. Alonzo Mourning gets significant time on the Miami Heat. If that's sentence isn't convincing enough, check this video out. Top 10 Dunks on Zo.

5. Penny Hardaway. You know you are desperate when you are taking leftovers from the New York Knicks. I think they'd be better of signing Lil' Penny. Remember him? That was about 10 years ago, he should have grown a little bit since then.

4. Shaq's divorce, age and his injuries will take it's toll on the Big Man.

3. McDavid hasn't come out with a full body bubble suit that which allows a natural shooting motion.

2. They are one of the few teams in the Eastern Conference who got worse in the off-season.

1. Antoine Walker - He is probably happy that Kapono is on the Raptors now because he thinks he is now the 3 point specialist. Also with James Posey in Boston now he'll play more minutes (which is bad). And if Shaq/D-Wade is hurt, he'll think he needs to single handedly make up for their point production. Let's just hope they are never both out at the same time, it'll be the Antoine Walker show. I don't really wanna see this fat boy shimmey anymore.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Walker is horrible but I'm not sure if there are 8 better teams then them.

Truth/aka Harvard Killer said...

Zo is good, one of the top 3 defensive big men in the east
name 3 better

Brandon said...

Def Better...
Ben Wallace
Rasheed Wallace
Dwight Howard
Kevin Garnett
Emeka Okafor

Possibly Better
Jermaine O'Neal
Sam Dalembert
Amir Johnson

And personally, if they were guarding a 4... I'd take Tayshaun Price and Josh Smith before Zo.

Anytime there is a YouTube video with the Top 10 Dunks on you, you know you need to go ahead and hang them up.

I'd like to tell him... "Yo Zo, WTF? You got your ring. You don't need the cash. Shoulda gone out like Elway but you are going out like Jerry Rice. Just bounce man."

Truth/aka Harvard Killer said...

sheed is not better defensively, how about mourning leading the league in blocks per minute...i don't see enough dwight howard and garnett just came to the east

Brandon said...

Per Minute Stats Can Whip My A$$

Per 48 Minutes... Desmond Farmer was 2nd in Assists Per Minute

Per 48 Minutes...
the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th during last season for steals per minute were...
Yaroslav Korolev, LAC
Renaldo Major, GSW and
Brian Cardinal, MEM

Per 48 Minutes...
That means James Augustine, Jamal Sampson and Esteban Batista were 3 of the top 5 rebounders in the league.

So don't give me that per minute s*** anymore.

And Sheed is better on D than Zo.