Enough of our heated debates Amoah... let's have some comic relief. I sent this link to a lot of my friends when it came out but I never put it on the blog. While reading about the NBA it popped in my head again. You need to watch this whole video.
0:38 - Zach Randolph career 3 point percentage is 26%.
0:48 - "Kudos to Isiah Thomas" - Classic
1:26 - "I think I'm going to average 10 points, 12-13 dimes, like 2-3 assists, and about about 4 or 5 rebounds" - Steph, dimes = assists. 2-3 isn't good. Great goals.
1:51 - "Because he's a man's man." - Steph, have you heard Isiah Talk? My sister has a deeper voice.
2:17 - 3:03 - Listen to the question, then watch his differentiate dance, then watch how he ties in his ugly ass shoes, which you can see up close up at 2:54.
3:10 - 3:36 - Again, listen to the question, after about a half a minute of freestylin', he goes onto saying he wants to be Dallas, even though they lost in the first round of the playoffs and earlier he says "at the end of the day, if you don't win the championship, we all losers" (3:26). I'm just over here shaking my head. I don't know what's going on.
4:32 - Shinny Stuff? A trophy that's it?
4:43 - He finally admits he doesn't shoot for the trophy.
6:28 - Stephon gives shoes so he can create jobs for everyone on this Earff.
6:56 - "I can't teach all the kids, it's impossible" - This is the first true statement of the interview.
7:00 - "I can't give them what they need if they don't have it" - No comment needed.
7:14 - He calls his wife a HOE!
7:34 - 8:04 - I mean I love my sister, but I don't love her like Steph loves his sister. Kissing and feeling her body!
8:42 - The funniest dance/faceever.
8:55 - End - It really sounds like Steph wants him to do him from the back. He yells "I wanna see the spit on your mouth" I really think when Steph retires, he should become the equivalent to the And1 DJ, but for pornos.
For all you Knicks (Justin included) fans, I am sorry that he is not only from New York, but he plays for New York too. This is why you stay in school kids.
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This is so damn funny because he doesn't realize how stupid he sounds.
But I'll excuse his foolery in this segment for comments that I consider quite astute when he spoke about Vick this week and said thusly:
"I think, you know, we don't say anything about people who shoot deer or shoot other animals. You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport. It's just behind closed doors.''
Marbury makes a good point, I think. If PETA is so quick to condemn dog fighting, what about the other animals being hunted.
Mark this moment, as this is the only time you may every find me quoting someone with ties to the Ku Klux Klan.
As KKK affiliate and animal lover Senator Robert C. Byrd (D-W.Va.) said: "It's barbaric!"
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